.Tuesday, September 23, 2008 ' 9:51 PM
Yesterday, one of our reporters went arnd SML land to interview sml citizens and find out more abt how they commemorated 922.
Although many ppl gathered to cheer and celebrate the past events that had happened on 922, there were some who were not in a celebrative mood.....
Xy: i cried today....cuz i rmbred how they harrassed and threw toilet paper at me...it still hurts (sob sob)
There were also citizens that participated actively in events organised by the SML committee such as the "Raining in toilet" event.
Noob guy that looks like lik tak....liktoe(after coming out of the toilet): i feel like im young again! when i was in rv....the toilet was always raining....today, i get to re-live that experience!!! i feel energised!! I think im just gonna stay in the cubicle for the whole of today"
As a special treat, SML sent a special troop arnd SML land to re-enact what happened on 922 3 years ago. This operation was code-named : "Anyhow Throw Toiletpaper At Random People" or ATTARP. Most citizens welcomed this operation and cheered as enormous lumps of soggy toilet paper flew at them, hitting their various body parts" While most citizens just took this operation as a fun activity, there were some that made use of this opportunity to benefit themselves. For example, Mr. K. yasu brought home 5kg worth of toilet paper from this operation. "AIYA....dry liao can reuse ma....dont waste paper! =D"
There were also some that did not enjoy the celebration...
Xy: walau....3 years ago, i got whacked by 2 lumps of toiletpaper...3years later i get whacked by 3times the number of toilet paper.....*bursts out crying
All in all, 922 celebration was a blast and we are definitely looking forward to nxt years' celebration where SML will go global...or at least...reach canada =D
.Monday, September 22, 2008 ' 9:39 PM
Continue from last article... more events will be held in memory of the 922 incident. All avid SML fans please read on and participate...
1) International 24 ChampionshipThis championship will be held in SML land via the online SML Times. Questions will be posted up and all readers have to do is to solve the problems and post your answers. Its that simple, so what are you waiting for?
Lets revise on how to play the game of 24 again. For example, a series of four numbers, chose randomly form 1 to 13 with repeat allow will be set up. Players have to find a way to use the numbers to get 24 in the shortest time possible using plus, minus, divide and times. For example, if the four digits are 1,2,3,4, the solution will be 1x2x3x4=24!!! So simple...
Questions:
1) 5 5 5 5
2) 5 5 5 1
3) 3 3 7 7
4) 9 1 3 2
5) 6 6 6 6
7) 2 2 2 3
8) 3 4 5 6
9) 13 12 11 10
10) 10 10 11 12
2) Drawing competitionAll competitors are encouraged to draw their own impression of what really happened during the fateful moments of the 922 incident. You can use Microsoft paint, word or other methods to display your idea. Photos are highly recommended. Also, if you have the time and resources, try making a movie length video or flash movie of the incident. We wish to see your entries soon... :)
.Sunday, September 21, 2008 ' 5:17 PM
3 years had pass since the 922 event. For full report on wat happen, refer to the final issue of sml times (not revival). To commemorate this event and as a reminder to not let the incident(of being caught) happen again, the sml team has organise a series of events tml. Do join us after ur promo!!!
Free Toilet paperPeople will be stationed ard all school toilets to giv out free toilet paper. and yes, it is free. Other than the normal toilet paper, we will be giving limited edition 'toilet paper' to enhance ur toilet experience. They include:
1) money notes (of many different currency like monopoly money and banana notes)
2)2007 'O' lvl qns paper
3)rv foolscap and gao zhi
4)toilet paper with icthy powder
5)sandpaper
Currently still recruiting people to giv out free toilet. CIP hrs of 0 hrs will be given. Approach Charlie Chng for more info and application.
Raining in toiletGet ready to get wet when u r doing ur business in the toilet. our team will be stationed outside cubicles and when anyone get inside, we will splash water on them. And tis is not to irritate them but to show them some respect like wat many pple do during water festival in Thailand.
Toilet paper exhibitionXY claimed tat 2 paper hit him and 1 was thrown by lormee. The other culprit was still not found. To solve the case, teachers has collected many tissues from students which are used to wipe their ulcer(yucks) and analysed them. Unfortunately, there is still no results. These tissues will be showcased inside the 4th floor boys toilet(the place where the incident took place).
Free admmission
MapleStory TalkIn case u didn't know, it was a chat on Maplestory tat save 2 of our reporters from the whole incident. Therefore, in case u didn't wan any trouble tml, we have organise tis talk by MapleStory Professor Shen Yong Shui Gong Niao or KSEH. He will speak abt how to lvl from 1 to 120 in 50 days, tips to maximise playtime like by taking taxi instead of bus home, etc.
Venue: last time 2J classroom
Happy Party at McdonaldFinally, to end the whole celebration, we will hav meals at Mcdonald. Jus dont be suprised the next day to hear tat teachers were looking for u over the PA system.
.Friday, September 5, 2008 ' 8:59 PM
Recently God Goat has enhanced his version of the plane God Eye with new weapons, namely the Burnt Falcon Bow. He has came up with a difficult question for the SML Scientists, what is the range of his bow? After some calculations, the SML scientists have come up with the answer, below is their report.
Name: Burnt Falcon Bow (BFB)
Type: Bow
Missiles: Normal arrows
Range: 79.37122826mHowever, there were some assumptions made:
1) The bow is able to apply a maximum force of 65 pounds
2) 1 pound is equal to 2 kg
3) The bow is pulled to the max limit
4) The arrow weighs 500g
5) The bow is aimed at 30 degrees to the ground
6) The arrow starts at 1.2m above the ground
7) The bowstring takes 0.05second to return to rest position
8) No air resistance/ wind/ weird people trying to catch the arrow in mid-air
9) Acceleration due to gravity is 9.82 metre per second square
10) The 100% correct SML scientists did not make any mistakes... ...
With the new Burnt Falcon Bow, the God Eye is now ranked second last in the SML Arsenal, up from last place. He manage to beat the Fashionator, which did not have wings, cockpit, weapons, stealth stuff but was damn fashionable... ... Sorry fashion, please work hard to regain your 2nd last place... ...
