.Tuesday, January 27, 2009 ' 11:07 AM
In order to help SML Land students do better for their chem, SML scientists with the help of Water Woman have come up with the map around the organic world. This is the 1st version of the map.
Please note: The information may not be all correct. Thus please help us to make it better by telling us what maybe wrong
We are also looking into how to add in aromatic compounds and other stuff that are missing..
.Monday, January 26, 2009 ' 10:00 PM
The power of BIOLOGY and PHYSICS have combined!!!
Today, in a interview by our SML Times reporters, Lai Lai told the world that she will be combining power with the long lost Clifton to open up a new r&d centre called R&D CENTRE (RC). The primary purpose of the RC is to research and develope new technologies for the benefit of the world.
Lai Lai unveiled some of the new things the duo have just created in the past few days since the opening of Lai Lai SMALL stall:
1) SWAT flavoured ice cream... in case you dun understand, SWAT stands for 'something weird and tasty' (ken's idea)
2) recycled paper from mouldy coconut husk, as by popular demand frm mask riders. Now we will not have a shortage of paper
3) upgraded version of the wind power fan, solar power torchlight and fire powered heater. They are now 1% efficient, as up from the 0.005% in the previous version, and still emit the same low amount of green house gases, 1000000tonne a day.
4) real diamond ring made from glass owned previously by jaina.. just a recap, this ring is the one that is linked to the famed quote "MY PRECIOUS!!"
5) The Moderator Version 2009!! This machine help you to moderate your marks to any score you want it to.
6) A small cute rubber ducky cum seal... random...
7) AngPao with unlimited money inside
8) The Inflator Mark1, a machine that can control the inflation rate and even deflate the prices so that you can buy things cheaply.
9) The AM/A Answering Machine, help to answer all your questions, even comprehension. You just have to type in the passage and qns, then copy down the answers.
10) The Dropper I, help you to drop any subject.
Currently this amizing duo are still coming up with new things. The have opened up a new booth in Singapore, in the area between harbour front and vivo city called harbour city and vivo front.
Do visite them if you have the chance.
I just realised something, you cant collect ang paos from lai lai... sad sad she not married yet
.Friday, January 23, 2009 ' 9:58 PM
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR.
It seems that santa did not turn evil after all. He has been kidnapped by really bad people called The Evil One!! However, with his santa skills, he was able to escape the clutch of the Evil One and tell us what has happened.
The Evil One has framed santa and did all the things mentioned in a few seasons before. He kidnapped santa to prevent him from telling people the truth. However, santa used his SuperRoundSkills to defeat the evil one and escaped!!
Chinese New Year has been saved!!! Yay yay..
However, we mourn for the loss of one of our famous mentor, Lai Lai! She will be leaving your beloved (not so beloved) RVHS. We wish her all the best in her future endeavour. It is thought that she will be training to take up theR&D post in the SML Ranger's Headquaters to help develope new megazords and powers. She also encourages students to take up H3 physics chemistry and biology all at once so that they can go help her.
She has alos decided to open up a shop she wanted to reopen for a long time. Yes, it is the Lai Lai Stall. Just a recap, Lai Lai Stall was closed down around the same time as the Great Disbanding (disbanding of 4E). People were seen throwing towels at the stall's sign board so it was removed and the stall closed down.
This new stall will be of modest size. It will have a 1 metre square land area over land. This is because we have finally found out what to do with the big hole in the ground in south pole created because we took soil frm the south pole to fill the big hole in the north pole caused by the Evil One's anti matter bomb. The big hole will be made into the underground section of Lai Lai's SMALL stall, with a total area of 100000000 square kilometres.
Items sold will be as listed:
1) angpao with negative money value inside
2) bio text book
3) the duplicated copy of a copy of the 7th hand copied version of the 3rd copied version of the orginal Lai Lai stall sign board signed by the ppl of 4E
4) fake genuine Fashion Hero Posters
5) gift clocks
6) mandrain orange soaked in liquid nitrogen for a million years
7) purple power ranger suit's left pants sleeve
8) iron man's iron version of his orginal titanium armour
9) santa's 1st ever reindeer born on 10000BC
10) a fake 1 dollar note sold for 1 dollar.
We hope all will continue to support Lai Lai and visite her SMALL stall and buy all the useful and nice things. We also wish her luck in helping the SML Rangers to fight evil.
.Monday, January 12, 2009 ' 12:04 PM
Picture of the year(2008):
SML board having a meeting for WORLD DOMINATION!!! muahaha..oops i mean..uh...how to attract more readers =D
Picture of the year (2007):
sorry just couldnt resist =D..dont think u can read the little words on the top left corner...i still remember it...."hmm...quite abstract...fashion hero...I LIKE IT!!"
Picture of the month(jan 2009):
omg..classic hahaahah
happy school reopening! but no matter how busy u are...plz take the time and the effort to spam yuxian's blog =D
-editor that got abandoned at some faraway place
.Thursday, January 1, 2009 ' 9:24 PM
Since Kenneth Ng has been chosen as the Person of the Year, we shall take a small peek at his life.
Full Name:
Kenneth Ng Yu Xuan King Kong Prankster Trickester KenBorn: 28th June 1991, in a small town called Hong Kong with Canadian Citizenship (correct me if im wrong)
Move to Singapore when he was young..
Little is known about his childhood except that he was in Rulang Pri Sch and his CCA was CO, playing the Sheng.
Entered River Valley High when he was 13 (duh!) in the class 1J
Seat beside a guy called Kah Lok
advanced to class 2J at the tender age of 14..
However, the good times did not last long. He was framed during the 922 incident together with afew other members of 2J and was forced to give out free toilet paper outside the toilets during break time-_-" (lame punishment by a lame sch's lame teacher)
At age 15, he switched class to 3E, and changed a classroom too.
He was deeply affected by what he saw.
Together with Mask Rider Miao, Jaguar Warrior and God, he formed the Jaguar Action Party(JAP), an action party that aims to defeat evil. Slowly but surely, the party grew bigger to include more of 4E.
A misfortunate incident caused him to only get a B for olevel Chinese.. sad sad sad
When Dragon Man was spotted flirting, Ken helped his fellow classmate to revive an old 2J tradition called SML Times. (yes tts us) This new version of SML Times is called SML Times Revival, and Ken is one of the major reporter, writer and editor. (okay, we dun really hav any editor as all of us our language dun qualify)
During the Olevel, ken failed to achieve 9 A1s, and was unable to go to HC, RJ or any of the top 5. However, he did end up in AJC and joined the squash team.. Ken is known to be a major slacker during his JC days, though he was one of the top GP students for the JCT (if i din rmb wrongly). However, excessive slacking prove to be damaging to ken's brain and he ended up scoring badly for this promo.. But who cares, he dun even care abt it himself...
During the year end holidays of 2008, ken managed to sneak onto a plane bound for Canada and migrated there. Before he left, he left a message for everyone --- I ROCK!!!
However, since his excate flight time was classified, there were no one to see him off and his message went unheard.
Currently ken is in canada studying at duno where and doing duno wad.
Memoriable incidents of ken include telling jaina that he went to poly and the AJC orientation shirt was a $10 shirt frm bugis... HAHAHA
. ' 1:54 PM
Hey everyone! it's 2009!
Kenneth here doing a special report on some interesting new year resolutions!
top 10 interesting new year resolutions:
10)get rid of 3 stomachs-cow
9)grow longer legs-jiao duan
8)reach 152.1cm-mrs chng
7)buy newer underwear-baima
6)try not to be lag-pig
5)be more fashionable- fashion
4)rmbr to wear raincoat into cubicle-noob boy who looks like lik tak
3)to make everyone worship me-god goat
2)to say "god blash you" properbabably-charliechng
1)to sue everyone i know for sexual harrassment!!-922 victim
Oh yea....to all the willing spammers out there...here is a new blog to put ur spamming skills to good use:
http://hercolormargins.blogspot.com/have a happy 2009! and may you realise all ur new year resolutions(no matter how weird they might be!)
. ' 11:42 AM
SML Times wish to wish everyone a HAPPY NEW YEAR
Please note that SML Times is a COPYWRONG NAME (its wrong to copy us)
Please trust SML only.. Thank You!!
:)))
